Gold is worthless

Have you ever asked yourself why you like gold? It shiny and it stays shiny is a common answer. Also, I like it because other people value it. <- how lame is that? They only value it for the same two pathetic reasons. Don't you just feel like a complete moron for wanting gold? It has its uses in electrical connections, but how does that apply to you? It's just bewildering how stupid it is. Is that the limit of your brain? It's shiny, I want it! You want, I want it!